Gaming Gurus: Strategy Expert Article Archive - Page 223

Ask the Slot Expert: How many cards I held when I hit my royals

A few weeks ago I addressed an incorrect statement I overheard about royal flush probabilities. This person said he had read an article that said that you're more likely to get a royal flush when you're dealt three cards to the royal than when you're dealt four cards to it. Of course, that statement is wrong...read more

Money matters

FROM MAX: I want to know what the best money management plan to use when I play is. I know I can’t win with money management, but at least I can control my overall losses. My wife always checks our bank account, and she notices when I take money out to go casino gambling.FRANK RESPONDS: What money should you use to gamble with in a casino? Your daughter, Little Lulu, needs braces on her teeth and your wife is insistent that the family go on vacation to some remote national park and everyone will sleep in tents, get bitten by mosquitoes, and where your son, Big “Bull” Biff, will delight everyone in the middle of the night with his gift for cutting monstrously loud and hideous-smelling farts.Your camping money can come from your normal workday bank account; after all, it is for the sour Little Lulu, the odorous Big “Bull” Biff and your wife Nabby’s vacation...read more

Quittin' time

In the epic Academy Award-winning movie Gone with the Wind, Big Ben, a delightfully happy slave who works tirelessly in the brutally hot cotton fields, calls out the end of the work day by saying, “It’s quittin’ time!” and all the other happy slaves end their day of backbreaking work for their kind and gentle masters.Yes, Gone with the Wind, an otherwise intense and articulate portrayal of life in the Civil War South, didn’t get the slavery thing quite right...read more

Top 10 tips for winning poker tournaments

10. Be prepared for the event ahead of timeNegative EV (expected value) is inevitable if you start a tournament unprepared. It is extremely important to stay fit, exercise constantly and eat as healthy as possible. This is true for both live and online tournaments.Many players miss this step and encounter fatigue, which is very common when playing long hours...read more

Fooling slots redux

A column on a woman’s attempt to beat slots by fooling the random number generator into thinking she was a big player drew several questions from readers.Her theory was that making big bets early would establish her as a potential big player, and since casinos want to reward big players, she would get a better payback percentage...read more

21 blackjack no-nos

The game of blackjack has its procedures, codes of conduct and playing strategies. The procedures are essential to ensure the security and integrity of the game. The codes of conduct encompass the playing etiquette, so you don’t attract the ire of your fellow players or the dealer...read more

Machine mistakes and doubling on blackjacks

QUESTION: A few years ago, I was playing a virtual craps game where the dice were vibrated to simulate a roll. The die was at an angle and I was not paid for the bet. I objected to the other players, and they said “ignore it, it happened yesterday” and that the attendant “wouldn't pay it.” A casino suit came by and I mentioned it to him, and he pretty much repeated what the players had told me, and I was out of luck, but he asked for my card.A few minutes later he came back, gave me $20 and apologized...read more

Ask the Slot Expert: Betting more and winning less

Question: I live in Oklahoma and visit the Native American Casinos once a week or so. It is rare we hit a bonus. I tried raising my bet to the maximum and my results were almost no hits at all. Are the machines set to pay less frequently? I find it odd that max bets rarely produce a win on the casinos I visit...read more

My new casino laws

I am done with the regular way casinos do things and how they treat their customers. They are too lenient with ploppies; ploppies who play there and, yes, friends, ploppies who work there.As of now, right this minute — no, right this second — the following rules and punishments will be in place:1. Anyone who gives unasked-for advice at blackjack will be dragged outside by his or her hair and told to never come back to that casino again...read more

Casino Hold'em

Online gambling Is by no means an American mainstay at this point. Only New Jersey, Nevada and Delaware have legalized playing casino games online for money.Nonetheless, online play is making an impact both on casino revenue and on the games we play...read more