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Existing in a Slot Machine

20 June 2024

CINDY: I have a little truth to reveal. I have no idea of what goes on in a slot machine. If I were to shrink myself and wind up inside the program that runs the machines I would be like totally lost. It just seems like a total universe that I don’t have a part of or knowledge of.

ABBY: “Like totally lost” is an interesting way to put it. You have no concept of what it would be you’d be experiencing?

CINDY: Yes. And what about you? Do you really think you fathom the inner program of a slot machine? You can see it? Experience it in some way? What it is like to actually be inside the program, looking around, experiencing that universe, knowing completely that whatever it is that is doing everything you can grasp fully? I can’t conceive of it at all. Can you? Seriously?

ABBY: To be totally honest. I understand everything about it. Every single thing.

CINDY: Seriously? Oh, seriously? Come on. Seriously?

ABBY: Yes. You take the gabba gabba gotten-block-gibbon and connect that to the ursha ubba dry latteral but do this slowly and then the machine rings but nothing happens because that’s the losing spin or non-hit. You need a urgar moment erga dockside times 45678 and a half. That brings a win to the player. It all spins around your head, really fast, so you have to be perceptive. Fully.

CINDY: Ah, I get it now.

ABBY: Yes, you do.

CINDY: You probably know less than me.

ABBY: Correct. I am completely lost.

CINDY: So, say what you know in words; not in how you would experience it if you could get your consciousness to become part of the inner experience of the programming.

ABBY: Okay, fine. The program basically operates by selecting a number system or some kind of system. Now this is called the RNG or random-number-generator but it isn’t really random but pseudo-random.

CINDY: Now we are in the weird world, right?

ABBY: Right. So, this RNG selects a random number, this is like lightning, and it is always working even when someone isn’t playing the machine. The selection then is shown to the player – if there is a player – in the form of symbols or pictures or stuff like that, kind of.

CINDY: You are getting lost now?

ABBY: A little. But the player will know if he or she wins and how much that is. And the machine and the player or the machine and itself just keeps doing this process over and over. Without a player playing this process is not shown in anyway until a player puts money in the machine.

CINDY: Pretty good but again the actual experience inside that program is way, way out of our league.

ABBY: Maybe that experience is like a black hole. Scientists can tell us what goes on inside one of those but the actual stuff of it is way, way out of our human experience.

CINDY: The black hole ultimately makes something become a singularity. Huh? What the heck is that?

ABBY: So we can talk in words about a slot machine’s programming but we really can’t experience the inner working of it.

CINDY: Correct. I guess you are right there.

ABBY: Maybe.

CINDY: Just maybe maybe.

ABBY: Correct.
Royal Flushes

Abby Royal is a lawyer and Cindy Royal is a school administrator. Together, they are the Royal Flushes. The sisters play weekly or bi-weekly in such venues as Atlantic City, Las Vegas, Pennsylvania and Indian casinos throughout the country. They also enjoy the casinos on cruise ships. They know their stuff and have some great stories about their exploits.
Royal Flushes
Abby Royal is a lawyer and Cindy Royal is a school administrator. Together, they are the Royal Flushes. The sisters play weekly or bi-weekly in such venues as Atlantic City, Las Vegas, Pennsylvania and Indian casinos throughout the country. They also enjoy the casinos on cruise ships. They know their stuff and have some great stories about their exploits.