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Larry Mak Gaming Guru - Page 8 Jest for Fun31 July 2005
A male tourist asks a check-in clerk what's good in a room.
"Well," said the clerk, "there's a blonde in room 2l4."
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There are still a few pit bosses around with adventurous experiences
during WWII. There was one pit boss who was hidden in a cellar
by an Italian girl. ... (read more)
Jest for Fun29 January 2005
Joe: "Is your wife a good bridge player?"
Tim: "No. She's awful! You can tell by the expression on her face how she's
going to play."
Joe: "Poker face?"
Tim: "No, but I sometimes feel like it."
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Disgruntled patron to slot host, "You told me when I arrived how loose your
slots were.
... (read more)
Jest for Fun25 December 2004
A riverboat casino got caught in a sudden storm on the Mississippi River,
and the boat
was rolling and rocking violently. A patron in the casino got sick and ran
outside to the
deck railing. As he leaned over the railing, a deckhand came along and
yelled to the
patron, "Hey, get away from there. ... (read more)
Jest for Fun25 November 2004
Tourist to native on the Boardwalk in Atlantic City: "Say, does the wind
always blow this
way here?"
"No," said the native. "It blows this way for six months, then
turns around and
blows the other way."
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A tourist was looking for a slot to play when he came across a slot with a
placard left by a
previous player: SUCKER WANTED. ... (read more)
Jest for Fun30 October 2004
Customer to waiter in a casino restaurant, "Waiter, there's a footprint on
my steak!"
Waiter: "Well, sir, you said you wanted a steak and to step on it."
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A teacher asks a gambler's son, "Billy, what is an effigy?"
Gambler's son: "I don't know."
Teacher: "An effigy is a dummy. Now, can you ... (read more)
Jest for Fun26 September 2004
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I saw a really old film clip about Fremont Street in downtown Las Vegas. A
real oldie. It showed
people driving up to a casino and finding a parking space right in front.
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Money? You know. The stuff you use when you can't find your credit cards.
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I don't see why ... (read more)
Jest for Fun29 August 2004
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Here's some sound advice for beginning gamblers: Find out what games you're
good at, then
don't play them.
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The swanky restaurants in those European-themed casinos in Las Vegas are
truly wonderful
places. People go in them to get the charge of their lives. And they get it
when ... (read more)
Jest for Fun31 July 2004
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Here's a story slot players should take to heart: Once there was a little
baby cabbage who
said to his mother, "Mommy I'm worried about something. As I sit in this row
of
cabbages and grow and grow day after day, how will I know when to stop
growing?"
"The rule to follow," mommy cabbage said, "is to quit when you're a head."
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A. ... (read more)
Jest for Fun10 May 2004
A slot-playing session should be like pie crust - the shorter the better.
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A panhandler hit on a man hurrying out of an Atlantic City casino for a
handout. "Sorry,"
said the man, "but I'm in a big hurry. I'll give you something when I come
back."
"You
can't do that!" exclaimed the panhandler. ... (read more)
Jest for Fun22 March 2004
You can't win. We have attack dogs that protect our money and attack casinos that take it away.
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Overheard in a casino bar: "I wouldn't exactly say the slot I played this
morning was dead. Maybe in a deep coma."
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Next to knowing when a hot streak starts is knowing when to walk ... (read more)
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