Jest for Fun

27 December 2008

By Larry Mak

Keeping your bets small is like the Chinese proverb: Falling hurts least those who fly low.

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A small win beats losing every time.

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The new high-tech computerized slots do everything but think. They have a lot in common with many of those who play them.

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The first prerequisite to doing well in a casino is to be rich.

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Everyone likes a good loser. Provided it's the other guy.