Jest for Fun

You gotta hand it to those casino parking lot attendants. They really do a bang-up job.

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I'll tell you why I quit playing the slots. I've been playing them for 15 years and I just wanted to give it up before it became a habit.

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Money isn't everything -- as long as you have enough of it.

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I talked to one of the owners of a topless restaurant. He said that even though their waitresses wear topless outfits, male diners don't look up from their food.

I said, "Really, big eaters?"

"No," he said. "Really big wives."