Jest for fun

Joe: "You took your girlfriend to Las Vegas and lost $1500."

Bill: "Yeah. That's all she had."

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Blessed is he who expects nothing from the casino for he shall never be disappointed.

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A man entered a restaurant in one of those European-themed casinos on the Las Vegas Strip.

When served a dinner, he looked down at the plate and said to the waiter, "My, the portions here seem awfully small."

"Oh, that's merely an optical illusion," said the waiter. "It's because the restaurant is so large, the portions look small."

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Beware. Frequent trips to a casino ATM may cause you to lose your balance.

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A tourist in a Mexican casino was impressed with everything she saw. She asked a native what was the most popular sport in his country.

"Bullfighting," said the native.

"Isn't that revolting?" exclaimed the tourist.

"Oh. no, senor. That's the second most popular sport."