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Larry Mak Gaming Guru - Page 13 Slotpourri30 September 1999
I played one of those slots that pay out in scrip. But no matter what I did, I always ended up getting the slot's equivalent of a "Dear John" letter. * * * * * Fred: "Boy, after this past weekend in Reno, I see nothing but spots before my eyes." Carl: "Did you see a doctor?" Fred: "No, just slots." * * * * * An astrologer gave me some bad news. ... (read more)
Slotpourri28 August 1999
A tourist spots a friend playing slots in a Strip casino. "Hey, Bill. Nice seein' you. How's your luck?" Bill: "Rotten." Tourist: "And how's your wife?" Bill: "About the same." ***** When you see some of those luscious showgirls in Las Vegas, you can understand why they're the only ones in show business to leave the audience asking for less. ... (read more)
Slotpourri15 July 1999
A man was playing a slot machine at 3:00 a.m. in a quiet corner of a casino. Suddenly he felt a chill and looked around. He was startled to see a ghost in a red dress pointing to a slot and saying, "Play that one over there." The man jumped up and ran to the Security desk and told the guard what happened. ... (read more)
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