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The Reel Life: Breakfast bandit edition

27 September 2018

We spend a lot of time dunking on stupid criminals here at the Reel Life. Today, we'd like to mix it up a little, and heap some only semi-ironic praise upon a clever one.

Police are seeking a man in Dalton who is accused of stealing hotel breakfasts from several hotels in the area by pretending to be a guest when he actually wasn't.

Complimentary breakfasts are absolutely the best part of staying in any hotel, but the price tag on having to actually make a hotel room reservation prevents us from indulging in free breakfasts as often as we'd like. Had we know that actually reserving a room was optional . . . well, we'd have a lot more money to spend on online slots instead.

The food thief has claimed that he was "just checking how easy it is to get into hotels and get free stuff." Apparently, it is too easy, because the hotel workers only noticed because he "looked lost" and was acting suspiciously.

This is an elementary scamming mistake, as anyone who watches a lot of movies about con artists will tell you. The most important trick is to act confident. Possibly carry a clipboard; nobody questions anyone who walks around with a clipboard.

Please note that we here at the Reel Life, while we're certainly impressed, are not condoning theft. Crime is actually bad. Crime is why we can't have nice things. For example, this guy is probably going to cause the hotels to tighten up their security, and then we won't be able to purloin any free breakfasts. Thanks a lot, dude.

Get in the fast lane, Grandma, this bingo game is ready to roll!

This weekend, Intertops Poker and Juicy Stakes are giving their Facebook friends 4,000 free spins on their slots. Trivia questions will be posted on the Intertops Poker Facebook page and on the Juicy Stakes Facebook page every day, 27-30 September. Every day until Sunday, 10 players will each win 50 free spins on their choice of slots. All free spins winners will be entered in a final draw. Five will be randomly selected for another 2,000 free spins.

The trivia questions posted on the Facebook pages will all be about popular games at the casino. Players answer the questions on Facebook to be eligible for daily prizes. There will be new questions every day and the correct answers will be posted the next day.

“If you’ve been playing our games, the questions will be a snap,” said Intertops Poker’s manager. “If you haven’t, then this is a good time to have a look around and see what we’ve got!”

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