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The Reel Life: Ad-Ventura-ous driving edition

4 December 2018

A Nebraska man was arrested and given a DUI for crashing his car into a tree yesterday while "driving like Ace Ventura."

Scratch that. A Nebraska man was given a DUI for crashing his mom's car into a tree while "driving like Ace Ventura." We're sure his mom is really happy with him.

The man claims that the car's windshield wipers didn't work, which is why he was forced to drive with his head sticking out the driver's side window, like the legendary pet detective played by Jim Carrey in a series of comedic movies that are extremely unrealistic and which you should never base your behavior on, especially as regards attempting to catch bullets with your teeth.

For reference, please enjoy this video of Ace Ventura driving:



Our drunk Nebraska friend seems to be giving the Ace Ventura line as a defense, although we're not really sure how that's supposed to make it any better.

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