Nutty letters

31 May 2016

By Frank Scoblete

Dear Sirs; or Frank

I read the recent colunm about how to play craps using only one bet and that is downright maniac system. How can you win money and brake the bank playing such as that? No bank will be broken like them roulette banks of the I think it was the 1800 or 170 period of times.

I say WAKE UP to realty!

Players want to go out for after it if they play and they do not want to waste time watching one bet going up and down. How boring can things get? You see that do you not Sirs or Frank?

Willie


Hi Frank, the missing Mr. Expert -----------

I have written you numberous emails and you were answering them until you stopped. What the matter Mr. Expert? You couldn’t handle my questions anymore? Is that what makes you a EXPERT Mr. Expert? Ha!

The last one must have sent you in a spasm like a mime flopping out. Isn’t there a law of nature that forces numbers to come out as that force wishes and that wish is probability which is an intelligent agent of the unseen elementals of natural rhythems of the universe. You can see this working on the sub-atomic nuclear low levels of particles and quantum.

What have you got to say about that biddy? Nothing as your response showed you could not handle the question which might be the biggest question in the universe if you ask me. But I know you are scarred so I do not expect to here from you every again.

Buy, buy:

Mel the Man


Frank,

I got the method to beat the slot machines and it is easy as can been. I have won the last four times to the casinos using my supermethod which I have named my supermethod. I think that is a good name don’t you?

I will share with you this method because I think the two of us can make millions of dollars selling it. I know I wrote to you and you told me you did not want to know my system because you might publish it but that is okay maybe people ought to get it for free what do you think? We can still make millions if we team up what do you think? You contribute the money and I contribute the supermethod what so you think?

[She sent her system and it was the creation of a madwoman. Made no sense whatsoever. I decided to spare her the embarrassment of showing the system. It is embarrassing enough that I am printing her letter to me. By the way, I reserve the right to publish any correspondence I get unless the writer specifies he wants the letter to be private. I adhere to those privacy wishes.]

Looking forward to hearing from you and starting our partnership,

Miss Alicia De Thomasina Rose M.

Frank Scoblete’s new books are “I Am a Dice Controller: Inside the World of Advantage-Play Craps”; “Confessions of a Wayward Catholic” and “I Am a Card Counter: Inside the World of Advantage-Play Blackjack.” All available from Amazon.com, Kindle, Barnes and Noble, and at bookstores.