Crazy gambling letters from nutty people #5

Dear Frankie Boy:

You state that there is a way to beat carps with a controlled ice throw and we all know this is a wrong idea or all the casinos would be broke by now and turned into Burger King stores and are they? No! I know that someone like Rainman could beat blackjack but all of us aren't geniuses like Dusting Hoffman but at least there is some speculation that blackjack has a way to be beated. Why do you carry on this dumb idea that you can beat craps because craps players are a bunch of superstitions and you have to be caregful with them as many are crasy to put it moldly. I hate carps because of all the dirty old men who plague it!!!!!

Wake up and smell the roses!!!

Katherine

Dear Katy Girl:

I agree that many of the crasy old men who plague craps are moldy and that is because they have carps in their pockets that smell. Have you used Dusting Hoffman to clean your house? I heard he does a great job, a great job, a great job. Craps can be beaten with a controlled throw and you can see just such unedited throws in my new DVD. Your eyes will convince you. Carps can also be beaten with a stick. But carps get very mushy when you clobber them repeatedly.

More blackjacks to you,
Frankie Boy