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Crazy gambling letters from nutty people #3

1 October 2009

Dear "Sobe" Ha! Ha! Ha!

How come on one of your books you wrote King Sobe? What are you a egomaniacal? When you wrote about gaming I thought you were writing about hunting and fishing and you were writing about games in a casino that no one platys except crazy lunatic moroons who want to get rid of all of there money and give it to the wealthy dealers and the one-bombed bandits. We shoud outlaw casnois because it boars but hunting is okay because I hunt and it is okay.

George

Dear George:

I sob because you called me "Sobe" because my name on that book was King Scobe but I don't want to offend you because I don't want to be hunted like a boar! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just joking; please believe me when I say that. Now some bullet points: Those dealers make billions of dollars a year just dealing out cards and paying off craps bets. The executives have to work on tips off a minimum wage and empty those exploding one-bombed bandits. How unfair of the marketplace. The reason casnois are so unfair is that they are owned by the French.

Harken,
King Sobe

Frank Scoblete

Frank Scoblete is the #1 best selling gaming author in America. His newest books are Slots Conquest: How to Beat the Slot Machines; Everything Casino Poker: Get the Edge at Video Poker, Texas Hold'em, Omaha Hi-Lo and Pai Gow Poker!; Beat Blackjack Now: The Easiest Way to Get the Edge; Casino Craps: Shoot to Win!; Cutting Edge Craps: Advanced Strategies for Serious Players; Casino Conquest: Beat the Casinos at Their Own Games! and The Virgin Kiss.

Frank and Casino City Times columnist Jerry "Stickman" teach private lessons in dice control. Frank's books are available at Amazon.com, in bookstores or by mail order. Call 1-800-944-0406 or write to Frank Scoblete Enterprises, PO Box 446, Malverne, NY 11565. Frank can also be reached by email at fscobe@optonline.net.

Frank Scoblete Websites:

www.goldentouchcraps.com
www.goldentouchblackjack.com

Books by Frank Scoblete:

> More Books By Frank Scoblete

Frank Scoblete
Frank Scoblete is the #1 best selling gaming author in America. His newest books are Slots Conquest: How to Beat the Slot Machines; Everything Casino Poker: Get the Edge at Video Poker, Texas Hold'em, Omaha Hi-Lo and Pai Gow Poker!; Beat Blackjack Now: The Easiest Way to Get the Edge; Casino Craps: Shoot to Win!; Cutting Edge Craps: Advanced Strategies for Serious Players; Casino Conquest: Beat the Casinos at Their Own Games! and The Virgin Kiss.

Frank and Casino City Times columnist Jerry "Stickman" teach private lessons in dice control. Frank's books are available at Amazon.com, in bookstores or by mail order. Call 1-800-944-0406 or write to Frank Scoblete Enterprises, PO Box 446, Malverne, NY 11565. Frank can also be reached by email at fscobe@optonline.net.

Frank Scoblete Websites:

www.goldentouchcraps.com
www.goldentouchblackjack.com

Books by Frank Scoblete:

Cutting Edge Craps: Advanced Strategies for Serious Players

> More Books By Frank Scoblete