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Get them while they're hot! The National Ice Center (Did you know there was a National Ice Center?) has reported that a massive chunk of an Antarctic ice shelf has broken off creating a new iceberg the size of the US state of Delaware.

The iceberg, named A-38, covers roughly 6,500 square kilometers and "calved off" Antarctica's second largest ice shelf, the Ronne Ice Shelf, in the southern Weddell Sea, the center said. It was picked up using satellite pictures, and the center thinks that it could have something to do with global warming.

Since then, I've claimed the iceberg and have renamed it Kylonia and have named myself President for life and Attorney General. Given my iceberg is the size of Delaware and an island outside of US territorial waters, I'm going to start a Disney theme park, with some penguins, and sell cybercasino licenses there. (Well, why not? There are cybercasinos in stranger places than iceberg A-38!)

For further information contact Mr. Nambling, Cybercasino Division, Ministry of Finance, Government of Kylonia, The Ice House, Titanic Street, Kylonia... somewhere near Antarctica!

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