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The Reel Life: Space vodka edition

22 February 2017

In light of the developing commercialization of space flight, some of us have gone and added "booze cruise 'round the moon" to our list of things we're going to do when we hit that really massive jackpot.

Unfortunately, the BBC has brought it to our attention that alcohol is banned on all space flights, and is likely to stay banned, probably forever.

The BBC article says that this is not because drinking in space gets you drunk faster, because it doesn't, nor is it because NASA just hates fun, although we're not sure we believe them.

The official story is apparently that alcoholic compounds can mess with the water processing systems used on spacecraft, which is boring enough that it's probably true.

In 2007, reports were made at NASA that some astronauts had shown up to launch having crammed in a last drink or five during their last hours on terra firma, but these reports were not substantiated.

Back in the '60s, Russian cosmonauts operated under less strict rules than NASA's astronauts, and brought vodka into space in little tubes like toothpaste.

This gives us an idea, and so, until we hit our massive jackpot and booze is un-banned in space, we're just going to play online slots and drink Russian Standard out of little tubes so that we feel like astronauts.

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