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The Reel Life: Hostage status updates edition

23 June 2011

The Reel Life is constantly on Facebook, especially when we're playing online slots. Let's just say our status updates are a little less exciting than those that come during a hostage situation.

According to Gawker, a man who held a woman hostage at a Utah hotel for over 16 hours found time to update his Facebook about his situation. Jason Valdez's first update read:

"I'm currently in a stand off wit these shady azz n***** from old, kinda ugly but ready for whatever, I love u guyz and if I don't make it out of here alive that I'm in a better place and u were all great friends…."

He added 15 friends, made six status updates and responded to numerous comments made by family and friends who urged him to surrender to police. Some friends also provided him with updates on police activities outside the hotel.

Valdez even uploaded a photo with himself and a woman with the caption, "Got a cute 'HOSTAGE,' huh?"

Valdez issued his final update at 9:25 a.m., which read, "Well i was lettin this girl go but these dumb bastards made an attempt to come in after i told them not to, so i popped off a couple more shots and now were startin all over again it seems."

When SWAT teams burst into the room where Valdez and the hostage were holed up, he shot himself in the chest. He is in critical condition but is expected to survive. His hostage was unharmed.

Unfortunately for Valdez and his friends and family, his Facebook privacy settings were set to public, and therefore people have been having a field day on his wall.

So let that be a lesson to all you hostage takers out there. If you feel the need to post status updates while in the middle of your crisis, make sure your settings are set to private.

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The Reel Life: Hostage status updates edition is republished from Online.CasinoCity.com.