http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com Casino City Times is The Source for the latest gaming news, gaming strategy and gambling tips from the industry's leading experts. en-us Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:00:00 EST http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/60531.html Q. What's the difference between a church bell and a casino? A. A church bell peals from the steeple. * * * * * I stopped to eat at a restaurant in downtown Atlantic City. And what a cheap joint it was. When I asked the waiter for a menu, he said that someone else was using it. * * * * * "My husband has taken up hiking as... Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:00:00 EST http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/60531.html http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/60465.html A woman sat down to play the slot machine next to me. Turning to me she purred a friendly hello. I didn't recognize her, but her fate was familiar. * * * * * He: "Do you keep half the money you win at slots?" She: "No, I usually don't win that much." * * * * * Man to wife: "The next time our slot host tells us how loose the slots... Sat, 07 Jan 2012 00:00:00 EST http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/60465.html http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/60384.html Two men overheard at a bathing beauty contest in Atlantic City: "How do you like bathing beauties?" "Can't say. Haven't bathed any." * * * * * I couldn't decide whether to spend my vacation in Las Vegas or Atlantic City. So I flipped a coin. On the 10th toss Las Vegas won. * * * * * Did you hear about the blackjack player who... Sat, 10 Dec 2011 00:00:00 EST http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/60384.html http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/60307.html A public announcement heard over a casino's loudspeaker: "Will the player who lost a $100 bill ten minutes ago please form a line at the cashier's cage." * * * * * Little Joey pestered his father into taking him to the zoo. "How did you like the zoo, Joey?" asked his mother when they returned home. "Great!" replied Joey. "And daddy... Sat, 12 Nov 2011 00:00:00 EST http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/60307.html http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/60198.html Joe and Bill are conventioneers in Las Vegas. Joe: "How's your luck?" Bill: "Well, it's the same old story. One day I win. One day I lose." Joe: Then why don't you just play every other day?" * * * * * A business executive rolls into his office after a big weekend in Atlantic City. "Get me my broker, Miss Smith." Miss Smith: ... Sat, 01 Oct 2011 00:00:00 EST http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/60198.html http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/60114.html Two slot machines got married in one of those quickie Las Vegas wedding chapels. Three months later, Mrs. slot snuggled up to her husband and whispered, "Honey, I think I'm overdue." * * * * * A teacher giving a class on modern inventions asks a gambler's son, "Billy, can you think of anything of importance that didn't exist ten years... Sat, 03 Sep 2011 00:00:00 EST http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/60114.html http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/60044.html A Las Vegas school teacher was taking her class through a local art museum. "With a single stroke of a brush," she said, "Leonardo da Vinci could change a smiling face into a frowning one." "That's nothing," said a little boy. "My father's a blackjack dealer at the Flamingo, and he does it all the time." * * * * * If Charles Dickens... Sat, 06 Aug 2011 00:00:00 EST http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/60044.html http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/59957.html A man who played poker with Siamese twins was asked, "Did you win?" "Yes and no," the man replied. * * * * * A slot player down to her last dollar took a shot at Megabucks. Missed it. * * * * * A deceased debt collector knocked on the gates of hell and asked Satan for permission to enter. "Why do you wish to come in here?" asked... Sat, 09 Jul 2011 00:00:00 EST http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/59957.html http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/59849.html Many casinos have a small sign near the cashier's cage that says, "If you have a gambling problem call 1-800-Gamblers." A blackjack player wrote down the number and dialed it on his return home. The phone rang, and the player heard,"Gambler's Anonymous. How can I help you?" The blackjack player said, " I have a 2 and a 6 against the dealer's... Sat, 04 Jun 2011 00:00:00 EST http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/59849.html http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/59766.html Husband to wife: "Let's take a municipal bus to the Flamingo on the Strip." "No way," said the wife. "The last time I rode on one of these Vegas buses there was an accident and I was almost killed." "Oh," said the husband, "give them another chance." * * * * * After a visit to a Las Vegas night club, a tourist said, "The place... Sat, 07 May 2011 00:00:00 EST http://Mak.casinocitytimes.com/articles/59766.html